Addressee: Consumer

This week the responses to my needy consumer pleas were answered:
- Charmin Roll Extender arrived. We'll add those Mega Rolls to next week's shopping list. Right now, our regular rolls look puny and sparse on the new spindles.

- And tragically, Ann Taylor sent me an empty envelope. An envelope ravaged by the postal service, spilling my desired buttons across the floor of some postal distribution center in who knows where. The spherical little clear plastic buttons, just lying on the floor, likely ready to cause a workman's comp lawsuit against the federal government, raising all of our taxes. My fault, because I wanted buttons that stayed on a blouse for more than one day. Sorry. I don't think I'll bother writing back to Ann, she made a halfway reasonable effort.