Shopping List

It's either good news (I've wholly embraced healthy eating) or bad news (I've gone way too far) when at the grocery store Sunday afternoon I watched the green bottle swipe over the scanner and ride the conveyor belt towards the bagger, and thought suddenly to myself,

"Wait, did I make sure to get the diet/whole-grain/non-fat version of that?"

Pause.

"Oh, that's dishwasher detergent. Nevermind."