Pet Peeve
This one is really a possible pet peeve:
I like to ascribe human thoughts and dispositions to animals.
When I see someone's pet, in the course of conversation, I will make up something that I think the animal is thinking. "Hey, mom you're embarrassing me" or "Let's get inside, there's kibble in there!"
Being my own jokes, I think this is funny. Sometimes I wonder though, if the owner, who knows their pet far better than I do, is thinking, "My dog doesn't talk like that."
(Artwork from Berkeley Illustration, via Etsy.)

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